Monday, October 10, 2005
Dad, I hereby dedicate this peom to you.
When Father Carves The Duck:
We all look on with anxious eyes
When father carves the duck,
And mother almost always sighs
When father carves the duck;
Then all of us prepare to rise,
And hold our bibs before our eyes.
And be prepared for some surprise,
When father carves the duck.
He braces up and grabs a fork
Whene'er he carves a duck,
And won't allow a soul to talk
Until he's carved the duck,
The fork is jabbed into the sides,
Across the breast the knife he slides,
While every careful person hides
From flying chips of duck.
The platter's almost sure to slip
When father carves a duck,
And how it makes the dishes skip!
Potatoes fly amuck!
The squash and cabbage leap in space,
We get some gravy in our face
And father mutters Hindoo grace
When father carves the duck.
We then have learned to walk around
The dining-room and pluck
From off the window sills and walls
Our share of father's duck.
While father growls and blows and jaws
And swears the knife was full of flaws,
And mother laughs at him because
He couldn't carve a duck
:D
8 Comments:
you my dear are a wise acre
Hi, Deanna, I came here from your mom's blog. I just had to say that I loved your poem- it cracked me up. I taught 7th and 8th grade English for two years and this is better humor writing than I saw from any of them- keep it up!
why dad! thats the whole point. :D
konagirl,glad you like it.
Oh yeah and fyi. ma'am I didn't compose that poem. :D
This is hilarious Deanna! Who's the author?
mrs green, I don't know
E.V. Wright is the author
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