Early this morning a local resident woke to a strange noise, A peculiar gasping and snorting noise was being made beneath her bedroom window! she peeked out and saw... THE WERE-NERD! The awful beast has not yet been caught but the Police are reported to be hot on its tail.
If the witnesses are to be believed this is a picture of the horrible creature. It is reported to be cross-eyed because it accidentally looked into a mirror after it had finished ravaging a house.
If you see it don't run! It hops like a Kangaroo
to get around and once it's caught sight of you get to a car or a baseball bat or you're a goner. Well this is the warning that everybody that doesn't know about the fearsome monster should hear.